This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Ahmed, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell customer service reps, Motel 6 managers and liquor store cashiers.
*It's getting ugly people!
2 comments:
OMG! This is horrible! What am I to do about my daily Slurppy?
Just make sure the cashier is not BL otherwise call INS.
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